BEST POEM IN THE WORLD

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

It was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics, and the “trash.”

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who stole my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on a cloud,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
None thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT!!

Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

And a church is NOT a museum of saints

but a hospital for sinners

Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!

Now it's your turn... Share this poem.

WELCOMING 2010 VALENTINE DAY

.....and i will always love youuuuuuuu............................

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

I know very well that today isnt 14th February, however, i thought my comments on the forthcoming valentine will still be valid. I though i should type these words earlier as during the material day i wont be accessible, will be visiting my.......,,yes ,just as you have concluded. you are very right!!!!.

How great it feels to be loved! and indeed loving someone who loves you, the idea that you never grow up to your lover makes this thing, LOVE even more interesting and more funny, ha,ha,ha.

Love is not only something to do with sex(the jig jig thing) but rather more than what words can say. Had love been all about sex then those guys who go to quench their thirsts at kinondoni grave yard, uwanja wa fisi, Meeda club etc could be boastful than ever, But thats not the case, know what? you bonk today and the business is over!no further intimate relation.

As far as real and unconditional love is concerned, every day is valentine day, daily devoting your whole heart and thoughts to care for your lover. However, my words should not be taken as undermining the meaning of 14th February. I have much respect ever since i came to know what it symbolises. At first i though it was all about wearing red clothes, showing your sexual activeness and unding up filling guest houses(hope you know what i mean). But now as a grown up and married man, my understanding or rather interpretation, i think 14th February is the day that recognises the true and genuine love that does exist,is the day to appreciate the ongoing genuine love, the day for lover to explore more love adventures to strenghen thier love...you see, it carries more meaning.

I think the following things should not wait for 14 february:

• buying gifts for your lover
• saying am sorry to your lover
• going to recreation centres

Can everyone say Happy Valentine to his/her lover..........HAPPY VALENTINE TO MY WIFE Gee, I Love youuuuuuuuuuuu

WANAWAKE WANAWEZA!!!!!!

NAAM, INAPENDEZA WANAWAKE WANAPOSHIRIKI KWENYE MAAMUZI NYETI YANAYOHUSU MUSTAKABALI WA NCHI YETU...NDIYO NI NCHI YETU SOTE HIVYO LAZIMA MAAMUZI YAFIKIWE NA JAMII NZIMA KWA UJUMLA WANAWAKE KWA WANAUME. BRAVO WABUNGE WANAWAKE!!!!!haya msiwasahau wanawake wenzenu ehh, manake tunajua nyie ndio mnayafahamu vuzuri matatizo yao